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Scout
[ ] You can run fast (I wish. I'm hopelessly out of shape.)
[ ] You're skinny (Again, I wish. *sigh*)
[ ] You like to defy gravity (I probably would love it if I could do it.)
[ ] You like baseball (Not really. I like rounders, which is close, but...)
[ ] You have a HUGE ego (HA. NOPE.)
[ ] You're a big fan of energy drinks. (Ehhhhh... I prefer carbonated beverages.)

TOTAL: 0

Solider
[/] You often shout or speak with a raised voice and are prone to ranting to yourself or dead/inanimate objects (Sort of. Can't help the raised voice, it just comes naturally, but I don't do the ranting.)
[ ] You seek conflict whenever and wherever you can, and actively engage in it (Not intentionally. I like having a nice, quiet life.)
[ ] You'd rather soar through the sky than have functioning legs (...I like having functioning legs to be honest. You can't actually fly everywhere.)
[x] Others (or you) consider you slightly, if not completely, mad (I'm sure there are plenty of people who worry about my mental health.)
[/] You're a determined and confident person (Determined, yes. Confident, no.)
[ ] You feel you slip right into a leadership role, even if that's not exactly true... (Nah. I know that I'd do better following orders rather than giving them. Even if I have problems following orders if I feel there is a better way to do it.) 

TOTAL: 2

Pyro
[x] Nobody has any idea what the hell you're saying (LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK)
[x] You enjoy fire (It's pretty, what do you want from me?)
[x] You like to wait for the perfect chance to strike in certain situations (PRECISION STRIKE~)
[ ] You're mysterious (I would like to think so, but I doubt anyone would ever use that word to describe me.)
[ ] You'd rather be hot than cold, OR wear a hell of a lot of layers of clothing (no. i prefer cold.)
[ ] You like to turn things around and send them back to the person who started it, but a lot harder... (Eh. I like to argue back, sure, but that's pretty much the limit of what I do.)
TOTAL: 3

Demoman
[x] You feel that you're one of a kind... In a bad way (God broke the mould when he made me, and for good reason.)
[ ] You're prone to injuring yourself (Used to be, though.)
[ ] Your vision isn't fantastic (I wear glasses but my vision is pretty much fine.)
[ ] You have an odd mix of ancestries. (Scottish and English. Not that odd.) 
[ ] You have a 'come and get me' style of attitude towards the world, and everyone in it (More like a 'leave me the fuck alone' attitude towards most of the world.
[x] You have some bad habits (Uhh... doesn't everyone?)
TOTAL: 2

Heavy
[x] You're not very athletic (Understatement of the century.)
[ ] You're a bit on the heavy side (Amazingly, I'm just in the upper-half of the healthy weight range, I think.)
[ ] You're calm when you're alone, but when the sh*t hits the fan... You're a ragin' bear (It's pretty rare for me to get truly angry. I'm fine with that though. After all, the ones who get angry the least are the scariest.)
[/] You're bigger than most people you know (Eeehh... most of the people I know are girls, so naturally I am taller than most of them.)
[x] You don't like people touching your things! (do not touch my stuff. DO. NOT. TOUCH. MY STUFF. DON'T. TOUCH. STUFF. THAT. IS. MINE.)
[ ] You're tough, and can take a lot before you're in any trouble (Mentally, maybe. Physicially? Nope.)
TOTAL: 2.5

Engineer
[x] You're intelligent (I'd like to think so.)
[ ] You like to design or draw things up (I like drawing, but it's more pictures than designs.)
[x] You'd rather have something done automatically than have to do it yourself (Well, sure, wouldn't everyone?)
[/] You'd cut off your own hand with a saw if it meant you could have a robotic one (I'd rather have it cut off for me. safely. while knocked out. in a hospital. but yeah i'd love a robotic hand.)
[ ] You make things (I don't think food and drink counts.)
[x] You enjoy messing with any kind of machine or technology (Yes. I love messing around with things. :3)
TOTAL: 3.5

Medic
[/] You're a sadist, and enjoy seeing people you don't like suffer (I think alot of people like watching people they DON'T like suffer. Doesn't make them a sadist, a sadist is just someone who likes inflicting pain on others and watching anyone suffer. I wouldn't inflict the pain on them myself.)
[/] You like to try new things, even if you're completely unsure they'll work or be safe, and are likely to harm yourself or others (if it's got a chance of harming others, no way. If just me, sure, why not?)
[x] You'd rather help out someone who is more competent in a situation than do it yourself and fail terribly (Pretty much.)
[x] You know how to treat injuries (I had an odd fascination with injuries and read alot of first-aid books when I was younger, and I also know how to perform CPR.)
[ ] You're incredibly useful to have around (I would doubt that.)
[/] You're not too great at fighting (Depends if I have a sword. I can wreck shit if I have a sword or a katana or a knife. otherwise....)
TOTAL: 3.5

Sniper
[/] You like to be alone (Alot of the time, yes. I do like some company sometimes though.)
[ ] You're patient (Not really. Not if I'm just standing around waiting for someting to happen.
[x] You're quite accurate (You should see me with a bow. even though i suck with the Huntsman in-game.)
[x] You have good vision (Pretty much. My glasses are mostly to help my eyes focus.)
[x] You have standards (They might not be the highest, but I do have them.)
[ ] You aren't too close to your parents (I love my parents. Even if my dad is a dickhead alot of the time.(
TOTAL: 3.5

Spy
[ ] People don't trust you (I'd like to think that people trust me.)
[x] You'd rather be behind someone than in front of them. Interpret this however you want. (I'd rather someone else be in charge and me just following orders, I guess? Plus, being behind someone means you usually get less looks.)
[x] People never see you coming (huehuehue i can be sneaky~)
[ ] You often joke about sleeping with someones mother (eh. your mom jokes are old. Plus, Sniper doesn't make jokes about it... he does it.)
[/] You're quite good at impersonations (Depends on who I'm impersonating, really. I've been told I can do an evil laugh like Vincent Price, for example.)
[ ] You tend to stay away from fire (FIRE~!)
TOTAL: 2.5
 
So apparantly I'm a Medic/Engie/Sniper mix. So... I wield a Crusader Crossbow instead of a shotgun, and apart from that I'm a normal engie, maybe?
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Bored~

9 min read
Where's that Mary Sue test I was thinking of taking? *looks through :iconhamhamribonc-... i mean :iconarc-trooper-star:'s journal* Here we are! Let's do this with my old fursona, show the bastard a little love.

[] They are possessed by an angel (Nope)
[] They are possessed by a demon (nuh-uh)
[] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie (Always avoided that, even when some people said that it would make my character stronger. I liked my character being alive and mortal.)
[] They are physically strong (Quite the oppisite)
[] They have a rare hair/fur colour (Nah. His streaks are blue, but they're dyed.)
[x] Their eyes are an unusual colour (Pale lavander. Byakugan eyes. >.>)
[] This happens to be red (Not anymore, luckily. ^^;)
[] Their eyes change colour (Never really understood the whole 'eye changing for emotions' bullshit.)
[x] They have wings (Dragon wings.)
[] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift (he can hide his wings with magic, but I don't think that really counts.)
[] They are immortal (Nope.)
[] (if a female) they have large bra size (not female. Might design a rule 63 version at some point, but for the time being...)
[] (if a male) they are very muscular (Again, quite the opposite)
[] They are very attractive to the opposite gender (I don't know. Is he? o.o)
[] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc (Nah. He can use magic, but I'm not sure if that counts as telekinetic of pyrokinetic.)
[x] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc (Yeah...)
[] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers (None that I can really think of that wouldn't give anyone else the same powers.)
[/] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet (He knows about and has control over most, if not all his powers. I suppose Hellfire might count. so half a mark. nothing that no-one else has though, really.)
[] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers (Nope)
[] They are a healer (He can heal, but he's not very proficent at it.)
[] They are from a very rich/royal family (I dunno. He was created by scientists.)
[] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background (He knows he was created rather than born. which leads to the next question...)
[/] They have lost one/both of their parents (He lost the two he considered his parents, but they weren't his biological parents, since he was created, although one of his parent's blood was used to make him. so i'll just give this half a mark.)
[] They ran away from home (Nope. Those who know my character know he's not very original and follows practically the same backstory as the SEGA Shadow... to a point.)
[/] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death (again, half a mark. Same as SEGA Shadow, he saw Maria dying, although he did not see the moment of her death, and she wasn't really her parent, just considered one.)
[x] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature (Dragon... not born with dragon D.N.A., though.)
[] They never knew their parents (Nah, he knew his 'parents'.)
[] They were abused/spoiled as a child (He was the result of experiments and learning from prototypes. He was treated well enough by his 'parents', but the other scientists pretty much treated him as a weapon of sorts.)
[] They are very attractive to the same gender (Again, I don't know. Is he?)
[] They have lots of friends/no friends (Eh... he doesn't get along too well with others, but he has some he considers friends, even if they don't return the feelings.)
[] They are emo/cutesy (I wouldn't really say so...)
[] They look much younger/older than they really are (Well... technically, he's been in existance for 72 years, but for 50 of those years he was in a statis tube in a state of suspended animation, so his true age is 22, and he doesn't really look younger or older than that.)
[] They are currently in a relationship (Nope. Used to be, but not anymore.)
[x] They have a mental disorder (Eeeeeh. He's basically me in every respect as to how he acts, thinks and feels, and I have Asperger's Syndrome, soo....)
[] They have an emotional disorder (Nope.)
[] They struggle to stay sane (He is perfectly sane most of the time, unless you really push him.)
[] They are a psycho (He could quite easily become a mass murderer, but he chooses not to. Not that he's a good guy, though.)
[] They have multiple personalities (Nope.)
[x] They are very intelligent (Only as intelligence as I am apart from a few areas, but I guess?)
[] They have hallucinations (No. Unless given something to induce a hallucination, but I don't think that's what this means.)
[] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc. (He has some summoning magic, but it's Final Fantasy-esque stuff that is rarely used. I don't even know if he has used it. o.o)
[x] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet (Pet dragon named Starfire, I think. Wasn't my idea.)
[] They have a guardian spirit (I dunno, would the dragon count as a guardian spirit? It's more of a pet that sometimes assists in battle, but for the most part, he can handle himself.)
[] They have a 'special type' of soul (Some would say he doesn't have a soul.)
[] Their soul is not the same as them (Again, some would say he doesnt' have one.)
[] They can talk to spirits/ghosts (Not anymore than regular people in the universe he resides in.)
[] Some part of their body glows (his eyes sometimes glow red when angry, but that doesn't happen often.)
[] They have a rare/unusual name (Shadow Robotnik. Not that unusual.)
[] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc. (Edes of March, when I was born. Not that special though.)
[] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth (He has several 'siblings', mostly failed experiments and prototypes. He knew about all of them though. They're all dead now, as far as he knows.)
[] They are connected with a certain element (He has an impressive control over all elements, his best being fire, but he's not exactly 'connected' with one in the way I think they mean.)
[] They are connected with a certain animal (Not really.)
[] They always dress like a certain 'label' (He just dresses as I do/would like to do)
[] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga (video game isn't included~)
[] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood (Mostly cat, hedgehog and dragon, so not really.)
[] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared (Not really.. he has access to a powerful fire known as 'Hellfire', but it's not misunderstood or feared that much, as far as I could tell.)
[x] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives (Yeah... lived off scraps and thievery.)
[] They are hiding from someone/something (Not really, no.)
[] They have a rare blood type (Never thought about it. o.o)
[] They cry blood sometimes (If he didn, he'd probably have to see a doctor.)
[] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown (none that he currently has.)
[] They are from a different country to where they live (Nah. He travels a far bit when wanderlust hits, but most of the time he's in the same country that he lives in.)
[x] They are very mysterious/dark (I.. guess?)
[x] They are very lively/happy (I am, alot of the time.)
[x] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly (Yeah. My moods can change pretty quickly too.)
[] They are very patient (Nah.)
[x] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (Goron bracelets.)
[] They have amnesia (Used to. Not anymore though)
[] They have some sort of permanent medical condition (Been toying with the idea of something that might constitute that, but then it would be something that developed, so it wouldn't really be 'permanent', I guess. If it was permanent, it would have been there since he was born, in m opinion.)
[] The have a curse upon them (Nope.)
[] They are involved in some sort of prophecy (Don't think so.)
[] They are 'the chosen one' (Nuh-uh.)
[] They have insomnia (No more than I do. In fact, he loves naps. he is part cat, after all.)

Overall points: 13


Point Reductions

Take 1 point off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[] They smoke (Nah. Toyed with the idea, but I don't know why this counts as a minus point. Smoking is 'cool', after all. And fictional characters tend not to get any of the nasty side effects.)
[] They are an alcoholic (No. He enjoys the occasional sake binge, but he's not an alcoholic, and usually stays well away from the stuff.)
[] They are overweight (Nope.)
[] They are addicted to drugs (Never.)
[] They have a short temper (Not really. He stays rather cool at most times, although he has a few rage buttons.)
[] They enjoy bullying others (Nah. He mocks and teases a little, and uses sarcasm liberally, but he's not overly cruel with it.)
[] They do not care much about others (Depends. Despite being evil, that's more due to his methods than his actions, he tends not to kill unless he feels it necessary.)
[] They are emotionless in some forms (Been wondering if I should make him as soon, since he'll have been all alone for quite a while and would have likely mentally shut off his emotions. but no.)

Final Score is:
13

<5 -Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^

6-15 -Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26< -Mary-Sue

So he's balanced. Hooray~
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Tagged!

5 min read
Tagged by mandy-kun... so let's get this underway!

The Rules:

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "You're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.


I don't even KNOW 11 people well enough to tag them. o.o 5, maybe, but not 11. You guys can do this if you want.

My 5 Things:

1) I love popcorn. Like. Alot.
2) I'm a huge fan of Full Metal Alchemist. Espeacially Brotherhood.
3) Most of my music playlist on iTunes is video game sound tracks. Espeacially all of the Touhou games I've played. XP
4) I like swords... no, seriously. I like medieval weapons and armour, espeacially swords.
5) I do all of my reading on the toilet, basically. xP There is always a book in the bathroom that I just read while on the throne and I switch it out when I've finished it.

Taggers Q&A:

1) Are You Right Handed Or Left Handed?
-My right hand is in charge. But oddly, my right eye is the weaker one.

2) What's your favorite color?
-Black, Midnight Blue, Silver... I have lots of favourite colours. Why should I pick just one, you American~? XP

3) What Is Your Birthstone?
-*Checks* Aquamarine.

4) Who was your first anime/Cartoon crush?
-Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I can't remember, actually.

5) Who was the first anime/cartoon character you ever wanted to be like/emulate?
-Probably Edward Elric. That might be why I want to grow my hair long, who knows.

6)Has there every been a fictional character you wanted to punch in the face/yell at/etc.?
-Quite a few, yes. Naruto at the moment, because he hasn't even bothered to even acknowledge Hinata's confession. Hasn't talked to her, hasn't mentioned it to anyone that I can remember....

7) What's Your Sign?
-Pisces.

8) What fairy tale do you think Disney should do next (as an animated film of course)?
-I... can't think of any Disney hasn't done.... Jack and the Beanstalk, maybe?

9) What was your first video game system/hand-held device?
-Game Boy Pocket, that came bundled with Super Mario Land 1 and 2.

10)Do you think anime is a passing fad? Here to stay? Or an obscure thing?
-It's here to stay. It's been around for ages, after all, even if it grows less popular in the rest of the world again, it'll still be made in Japan. And it's generally alot better than the Western cartoons being made nowadays.

11)Any anime/game/book/movie that you're eagerly awaiting the release of?
-Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance.

Now I need to think of some questions, don't I? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

1) What is your favourite animal?
-Cats, generally. They take things easy for the most part, just walk around the house and nap in warm places and meow when they want food.

2) Favourite gaming series?
- Sonic the Hedgehog. Even some of the 3D games, I love the sensation of speed, going almost faster than you can keep up with.

3) Favourite movie?
- Ummm... off the top of my head, Iron Man or Die Hard.

4) Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
-Harry Potter. I tried reading Lord of the Rings after I read 'The Hobbit', but I just couldn't do it, I found it so boring.

5) Which is your favourite season?
- Winter. It's easier to warm up when it's cold and snow is beautiful.

6) Favourite Keyblade in Kingdom Hearts? (Skip this question if you've never played Kingdom Hearts)
-Probably the Pumpkinhead.

7) Favourite starter Pokemon in any Pokemon game?
- Ummmm... Cyndaquil or Snivy, probably. Even choosing between those two is a hard choice, let alone my other favourite starters.

8) Favourite Touhou character? (Again, skip this question if you've never played Touhou)
-As you will know if you read my list, it's a tie between Cirno and Sakuya Izayoi.

9) Which is the best flightless bird?
-Penguins.

10) Would you rather be a heartless assassin or an emotional victim?
-Probably the emotional victim. Living is overrated.

11) Pie or Cake?
A pie, if I have to have one... I'm not fond of cake.

As I said, I'm not tagging. You can do this if you want.
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Top Ten Lists

2 min read
No more Journal Skin for me... D: Oh well...

Anyway. Yes, still no artwork, sorry. To bridge the gap, I've decided to write a few Top Ten Lists. I'm currently in the middle of doing a not quite Top Ten list of my favourite Touhou characters. It's not quite a Top Ten strictly due to my indecisiveness over all the awesome characters. My current other ideas are:

Top N (N being any number lower than 10, most likely... ^^;) scariest people/groups in Touhou
Top Ten Favourite Mario Powerups
Top Ten Favourite Sonic Characters
Top Ten favourite Mega Man Characters
Top Ten Legend of Zelda chara-... I mean, items/weapons
Top Ten Smash Bros' Melee/Brawl fighers

Feel free to suggest any you'd like to see in the comments!

Of course, if you suggest something like 'Top Ten Bleach characters', I'll have to decline. I don't watch Bleach, so my favourite would be based entirely on looks. So Rangiku and Orihime would be 1 and 2 in the list. ^^;

Edit: Decided that my next list, whenever I decide to write it, will most likely be 'Top Ten Legend of Zelda Items'.
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9 min read
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I have been before. I'm not sure if it'd count as anorexic, because my appetite was severely lowered due to a side effect to medication.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Nope. Never.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Asian's ARE sexy. *shot*)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Yep. Total bitch.)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Eh. I'm more agnostic.)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (DEATH TO ALL.)

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (...I AM crazy though. Ask anyone.)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I'm obviously not doing a good job at it though. *is a virgin*)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (It's my favourite colour... even if it isn't really a colour.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I wish. xP)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Pfft.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Yo, where all the easy bitches be at?)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (*poses*)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be A GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Fuck no.)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (*forever alone... and ugly*)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (wassup, nigga?.... yeah never let me say that again.)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (My brother shuns EVERYONE. Most of the people I've seen him shun don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister... so he must be preppy.)

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Does 21 count as young? I'm definately naive...)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (Didn't get it for my birthday and I have to share it with my sister.)

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It's too bright, and makes things hot and sweaty. IT BURNS US, MY PRECIOUS.)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (pffft i don't have artistic talent at all.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (big groups are noisy and scary.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (no comment.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Blood IS kinda tasty...)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and Cricket, and have bad teeth. (Where the hell does the 'bad teeth' thing come from? :|)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future. (White =/= Rogue Time Lord)

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I was decently popular.)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (My chatting only requires 3 letters. U-N-F. :iconawesomefaceplz:

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I don't really pay much attention to politics.)

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. (GUTSMAN CRUSH.)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's (Tie me kangaroo down, sport.)

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be or AM Lesbian. (Hey, it's true, I don't want a BOYfriend.)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm BI, so I MUST want to get with everyone.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I used to. I can't cry nowadays though.)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (If I don't want to talk about it to you, it's obviously none of your business.)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (It is pretty and warm. :3)

I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy. (Save the Sperm Whale, man.)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

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